this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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