I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
