Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
