She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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