so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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