my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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