Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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