i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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