But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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