Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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