you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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