Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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