where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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