also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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