Buhtt sex?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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