i just wanna soil my oats bro
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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