i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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