Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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