I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
