talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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