Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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