He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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