It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
When are your genitals available?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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