We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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