It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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