Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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