Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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