why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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