Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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