That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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