I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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