yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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