Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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