I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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