even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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