im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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