Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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