They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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