But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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