Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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