yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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