He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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