I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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