yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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