I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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