one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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