you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you