Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.