Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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