Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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