You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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