I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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