Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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