YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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