I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
